by ThexLoneWolf July 17, 2022
Get the Gone Texanmug. When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and and t-bags the patient during the procedure, but before hand puts Benzocaine on his balls so they are numb and Tingley so he can not feel it.
by dds 1987 January 25, 2014
Get the blind Texanmug. A adulterous overweight Desi fob who spends most of his time trying to pick up young girls so he can take them back to his cubicle and assault them with his two inch lulli. The rest of his day is spent fornicating with his pet pig "Muslimah" and posting pictures of his wife on Smuts.com. Check for him at your local Masjid.
by Tera Baap February 18, 2005
Get the Hostile Texanmug. A verb that refers to pranking a friend by changing their background on an electronic device to a creepy looking santa.
The joke, however is that most people will assume the worst when they hear the term, so keep people out of the loop as long as possible in order to keep the joke alive.
The joke, however is that most people will assume the worst when they hear the term, so keep people out of the loop as long as possible in order to keep the joke alive.
Ted: Bro, I hear Roger just got texan santa'd.
Roger (overhearing): Woah, what does that mean?
Ted: Don't worry, you'll find out.
Roger (overhearing): Woah, what does that mean?
Ted: Don't worry, you'll find out.
by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010
Get the Texan Santamug. by Alfred Von Glockenspiel January 1, 2006
Get the Houston Texansmug. The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.
"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."
by Sports Info July 7, 2006
Get the Houston Texansmug. The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.
by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021
Get the Houston Texansmug.