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telepathic tramp

That bitch that be living next door but you can read her mind and she hella flirting wit yo man but you can't prove it so you buy some aluminum foil and start wearing it on yo head to block her telepathic tramp thoughts.
The bitch Sally is such a telepathic tramp she keeps asking my man to come over through the walls but I can't prove it.
by lizdawiz January 31, 2019
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telepathetic

When friends (or total strangers) have the same pathetic idea (or joke) at the same time and laugh with just one look
Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain
by babu-G November 30, 2019
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Stoner Telepathy

When you and a friend are stoned and subconsciously are thinking the same thing. (Typically about rolling another one up :D)
Friend #1: Hey dude wanna roll up another joint?
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)
by JustSomeGuy17 May 30, 2020
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Trans Telepathy

The phenomenon that occurs between two trans people where they can detect eachother without ever even meeting.
"Jess and I had a trans telepathy moment the other day, I knew their pronouns instantly!"
by Casperqtip January 27, 2022
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Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication
EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.
by pipparts August 23, 2022
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Telepathetic

someone who has a really crappy phone.
Tara was really telepathetic, she still had a flip-phone.
by patrickslovesherspongebob November 22, 2011
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telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.
1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"
by blueberry panda January 6, 2014
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