teaser beejer

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.

Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.

by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

package teaser

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

cock teaser

A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.

The cock teaser sexed the man up.

by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004

cunt-tease

Male version of a cocktease. He flirts with girls, excites them and wont give em any.

Other names,

Pussytease
Snatchtease
Poontease
Poontangtease
Vaginatease
Bitchtease

The list goes on.

He rubs me up and down but never goes to the candy store!

by Frustrated September 29, 2003

clit tease

A male who taunts a female with sex, who then, for whatever reason, abstains from engaging in sexual relations with said female.

Jonathan is such a clit tease!

by Laurel Marie July 14, 2007

Tense1983

A raging so-called Spanish gamer who streams on twitch, and asks his mother to buy him a new computer monitor after he broke the old one. This "gamer" is a popular meme, and he is even funnier than LolTyler1.

Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Fak yu. Fak yu man. Fak yu.

-Tense1983, spoken during playin CS:GO.

by PRO_MLaga January 20, 2021

tesser

To travel in time! A shortcut in world traveling.

If I could tesser anywhere it would be the day I said goodbye to my father. I would never let go!

by Monchie~ May 10, 2018