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teabagger

A two-stroke liberal who, as the active sacker, demands higher taxes from the working class, while at the same time, as the passive cup, pays as little tax as possible by staying on welfare, unemployment, or both, resulting in self-teabagging. This is a true teabagger and can only be considered perverse.

(WARNING!): Such a symbiotic feat can only be accomplished after the entire backbone has been replaced with migrating adipose tissue! Not recommended for Republicans or skinny Democrats, (usually addicted to heroin).
Without exception, a run-down shack with a rusted car frame in the yard, sleeping bloodhounds, low eves and high weeds, belongs to a teabagger.

(May interchange with: libocrat, abortion-survivor or double-dip-sucker.
by Parsifal's uncle July 19, 2009
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People who not only accept MSNBC's* "nutsack" into their mouths, but bite it off and swallow it whole because they don't know any better. This somehow causes them to feel emboldened to the point that they attempt to use 11th grade words in an effort to sound intelligent.

* May substitute any of the following: Moveon.org, Media Matters, DailyKos, The Huffington Post, etc.
Obama won only because of teabaggers.
by sick_of_stupid_people July 17, 2011
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Teabagger; Slang; (profanity, vulgar) a (male) person who engages in the sexual act of inserting the scrotum or testicles into the mouth of another person. Any person who engages in the act of teabagging.

Teabagger; Slang; (offensive, slur) 1.) any member of the newly formed Teabag political party who’s members oppose left-wing and or liberal political policies including corruption, deception, mismanagement, racism, intolerance, leniency towards criminals, etc.
2.) Any conservative person.
3.) Any person who opposes liberalism, communism, fascism, left-wing politics, America bashing, etc.
4.) Any person who (or attempts to) support or endorse political, economic or financial reform and recovery for the USA.
5.) Any person who openly or verbally supports or upholds the US Constitution.

Ed; Teabagger; Socially unacceptable, insensitive and offensive word based on inaccurate stereotypes, hate, prejudice and intolerance. Equal in offence to calling an African person a “nigger” or a Jewish person a “Kyke”.
Joe is a teabagger because he is against ultra left-wing liberal fanatics in politics who have maintained a relentless agenda to spread hate and destroy the United States.
by Shagbajones September 17, 2010
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gutless, abysmally ignorant fool of a liberal looking for love in all the wrong places...
Here comes the neighborhood teabagger walking bow legged after another session of looking for a reason to live...
by johnny2 May 20, 2009
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The stereotypical Asian, who really makes you feel at home. Usually has tea and a heck ton of rice on hand at all times.
"Dude, you see that Asian guy coming with all that tea?"
"Definitely. What a Teabagger."
by Jaerda June 2, 2016
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Someone who’s a lot gayer when they have a bag of tea.
My friend Jeff seems normal, but he always demands a cup of tea before going out..

We say he’s a teabagger but he doesn’t care..he always seems gayer for it.
by Pgrogz November 14, 2019
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