Technoblade

a cool pig

'Technoblade is cool.'

-Sun Tzu-The Art of War

by Andnowbythesea October 25, 2020

Technoblade

a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY”

by FNF-kid July 14, 2021

Technoblade

The second worse thing to ever happen to those orphans

Dude1: who’s that anti-government minecraft pig that likes potatoes and obliterating orphans?
Dude2: that’s oddly specific...
Dude1: don’t ask questions, who is it?
Dude2: technoblade

by Toxitivi_tea frogs April 18, 2021

Technoblade

Your above average gigachad that is capable of obliterating an orphanage with one word, even beyond the grave, R.I.P, he can destroy dream in a 1v1

Technoblade is a gigachad

by GigaV1nce September 6, 2022

Technoblade

Used to define a pig wearing a king's robe with a crown. (Considered as the King of PvP.)

The Blood God.

Rest in peace, Technoblade. o7

by aciiiii July 5, 2022

Technoblade

A minecraft player who will never truly die.

Did you hear about Technoblade? It's so sad...

by AidenTM27 July 14, 2022

Technoblade

Anarchy

i just want to slay the orphans and cause Anarchy

-Technoblade

by Fenixer12 March 9, 2021