Weaponized tasking

When your partner gives you two tasks for every one thing that you ask them to do, effectively deterring you from asking them to do anything.

Guy: Hey babe, can you make me some coffee?
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.

by Mister Crapaud July 15, 2022

Multi-Tasking

The act of drinking, AND driving at the same time.

"Dude, this guy is swerving all over the place, he must be Multi-Tasking."

"I bet that fucker that got in a wreck was Multi-Tasking"

Beaux: "Nah man, let me have one more beer before we leave."
Mcclintock: "Oh it's cool.. we'll just Multi-Task on the way there dude."

Booze Cruising

Driving While Intoxicated

by Mcclintock Beaux June 23, 2009

gigity-tasking

The act of doing anything else while having sexual intercourse.

Jane calls Julie on the phone:

Jane: are you working out.

Julie: No I'm just Gigity-tasking, I'm riding cowgirl right now.

by crumboy May 8, 2010

total-tasking

The act of concentrating on a single task as opposed to multi-tasking.
Seen more commonly in the male of the species homo sapiens.

Jennifer was annoyed as John exhibited total-tasking while watching the sport on TV and once again didnt register her requests.

by Davie Crockett April 10, 2011

Man tasks

What men will say to make errands sound manlier.

Chuck: I have to go make a deposit, check the mail, and get some milk.

Heather: So about what time will you get back from your errands?

Chuck:They are not errands, they are man tasks. Get it right!

by friskycurtain March 28, 2009

Mega-Task

Something that only the highest performing Central Processing Units can achieve, preferably with only 4 cores.

Intel loves to show off their Mega-task capable 7740k.

by Godini June 15, 2017

easy task

a person who is cool and is well-liked by his/her peers and someone who dominates at life on a consistent basis.

That easy task was the life of the party Friday night.

Whoa! Look at that easy task shotgun that beer.

The easy task maintained a 4.0 GPA throughout college.

by Shane Murray January 10, 2008