Taft

When you fart and a little bit of shit comes out. Usually used when trying to be a bit more discreet.

"I need you to bring me a change of pants. It was a taft."

by anonymous September 14, 2020

TAFT

This Ain't Fuckin' Texas

For Texans, there are two states in the U.S.A. Texas, and TAFT. This ain't fuckin' Texas

by Chisolm Trail December 17, 2017

Taft Highschool

noun; a school for the wannabe gangbangers, rappers, drug dealers, and pedos. Parents let kids go as opposed to the insane asylum. And security guards are real discord mods and don’t give 2 shits unless you steal the toilets

Person A: How’s high school?
Person B: Pretty weird, I go to Taft Highschool

by Fomatron November 4, 2021

Taft

Slang for trash, typically used by educated people

That school's soccer team is Taft. They haven't won a game since 1969

by Bennybo145 November 5, 2018

Tafting

The sexual act of getting stuck in a tub and allowing your partner to do whatever they want to you.

My bestfriend is very kinky, he said he spent hours tafting with his girlfriend last night.

by Big dubya February 18, 2024

thomas taft

Thomas Taft is an international kingpin. He is a worldwide vendor who sells anything. He had been known to Rob banks. He has shown his reputation throughout the region of Kent. He has many links. He is likely to be armed and dangerous.

Yo Thomas Taft was spotted ask for some cheese

by Otfordmafia October 2, 2017