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Portuguese tubesock

Wrapping a large number of rubber bands around a penis until it is bloated and turning black. Usually very painful and can result in the loss of a penis.
For hazing, we made a freshman give himself a Portuguese tubesock!
by chemist_v August 17, 2010
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Tubesock partyhat

When a man cums into a hat and puts it over the head of loved one or recently met stranger.
John: Would you like me to give you the tubesock partyhat?
Crystal: Sorry, I hate having sticky hair.
by Partyhat wearer April 15, 2009
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Mexican Tubesock

When you shove a taco inside a tubesock and shove it up the womans vagina. Then gets an 18 inch dildo and proceeds to ram it up her vagina and smash the taco. After this you remove the taco and eat it.
by YellowNiqqa March 4, 2017
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windy tubesock

my "girlfriend" told me I wasn't big enough so she gave herself a windy tubesock
by spamumami July 27, 2017
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windy tubesock

my "girlfriend" told me I wasn't big enough so she gave herself a Windy Tubesock
by spamumami July 27, 2017
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