Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.
Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
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mutha trucker

"mutha trucker" is a bleeped out version of mother fucker.
Guy 1:"Who broke my car window?"
Guy 2:"Johnny"
Guy 1:"That stupid ass mutha trucker"
Guy 2:"We better jump him"
by Alana K November 7, 2007
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trucker-butt

When you've been driving too long and your ass starts to hurt real bad like a truck/semi driver's ass would.
Aw crap, I drove all the way to Vancouver and man, I got some serious trucker-butt.
by Derek M December 28, 2005
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trucker cap

a $40 hat worn by sorostitutes because "white trash is soooo cool this year!"
"Oh my God Christy! You have to see this great trucker hat I got at American Eagle yesterday! It's soooooo much like a real trucker hat, only I paid $40 for it! Aren't I cool?!"
by sara February 12, 2004
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trucker friendly

When a prostitute is willing to service a truck driver in his diesel at a truck stop.
"Are you trucker friendly?"

"Yeah, which truck stop should I meet you at?"
by boutybouty June 5, 2016
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trucker method

When engaged in sex doggy style, at the moment of ejaculation, you back up and unload.
"I didn't have a condom, so I had to use the trucker method on her."
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
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Mother Trucker

(N.) A euphemism for Big, Mother F**ker! A profanity loophole. Also, a crappy video game.
"Big Mutha Truckers" is an atrociously bad game on the X-Box.
by G-Union October 21, 2003
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