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Triple Threat

When you cum in her mouth, ass, and cunt in one go
Bro you know LeanBeefPatty?
I'd pull a Triple Threat on that hoe
"Smash, next question"
by Anonymous bish mofo69 August 30, 2023
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triple-threat

a woman that fits into each of the following three categories: 1)overweight 2)ugly 3)not nice. This woman has absolutely nothing going for her and is clueless to this fact. Strangely enough, this woman is rarely single.
Chris, there is nothing good about your wife. You would think a woman that looked like that would at least have a good personality. She is a true triple-threat.
by jarooney August 1, 2008
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triple-threat

Three men that fit into each of the following three categories: 1)overweight 2)ugly 3)not nice. These men have absolutely nothing going for them and are clueless to this fact. Strangely enough, these men are rarely single.
Triple-threat usually contains: one pink man, one hairy man and one serial killer
by MarcyyyyyBabyy February 20, 2009
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triple threat beer pong

3 teams, one winner.
3 six cup or preferred amount of cups facing a central point at the table forming a triangle between each team.

RULES:
any team can shoot at any other team regardless of where team member shoots.
for a bring back{rebound} to occur both shots must be sunk on the same opposing team
one re-rack per team, per game{each team gets one re-rack, use it wisely}
There are no redemption shots, your team is out when the last cup is sunk
if ball is bounced off target cup and bounces to another team or your own cup is sunk, then it counts as 1 cup(may be swatted as if a bounce, regular bounce rules apply)
3-way beer pong, its a triple threat beer pong game...what more do you need??
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triple-threat lane

Noun:

A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.
Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??

Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.

Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!
by Limit531 November 25, 2009
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triple threat position

When one combines weed, alcohol and an opiate-based drug in some form during the course of a session.

This may include eating edibles or smoking weed, drinking some form of alcohol and then also ingesting an opiate in aw way that one experiences the effects of all three drug types at once.
Yo dawg, I'm in the triple threat position. Let's hit da' club!
by Str8tSavage April 3, 2019
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Triple Threat Sundae

The most appetizing form of defecation/excretion a human has conceived of. First, someone takes a HUGE shit (chocolate), at which point someone jizzes on it (whipped cream), then another person deposits their period on top of it all (cherry on top)! But be considerate--the consumer of this delicious treat might need some napkins (wipe your ass on toilet paper and leave the remains on top of the toilet)! These delightful desserts are usually crafted at Andrew's house.
Mitch: Alright I took my shit!

Tommy: DID YOU FLUSH?!

Mitch: No...of course not!

Tommy: YES..triple threat sundae time?

Sam: Yeah, I call cumming on top!

Tommy: Well...looks like I'm gonna have to drop this little egg on top then!

Andrew: WOW! You guys are assholes...you're not even gonna give me napkins?!

Mitch: Don't worry man, I already got that covered.
by Mister Smoooth September 24, 2011
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