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Tilted Towers

A Place which is bad because when you land you instantly die
by FHOFFLKSFJSFKJDFD October 14, 2018
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JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
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Twin Towers

Two heterosexual men begin scissoring, while this is happening some slut begins to slide not one but both cocks into her ass. Eventually the 'towers' explode and collapse in on themselves. On a side note the woman can face either man she desires.
Guy 1 - Dude pulling the Twin Towers last night was crazy.

Guy 2 - Ya, I like the part where our dicks were touching but its somehow not gay.

Guy 1 - Ya, that is nice.

Guy 2 - Just kidding were at minimum bi now.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
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Tokers Throat

Tokers throat is an unfortunate side-effect of inhaling large amounts of cannabis-smoke. This is often the case if you are smoking a dry-bong.
Often also referd to as cotton mouth.

This disease can be cured by drinking large quantities of milk
Toker one: Hey man! I've really got a tokers throat right now!
Toker two: Me too, let's drink some milk.
Toker one: YAEH! That's going to straigthen me like a needle.
by Perry & jotmeizter October 27, 2010
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NYC Twin Towers

There are 2 unified amazing towers in New York City, USA. They were fucking blown up by these bitch ass planes from the arab shit place on 9/11/2001. these bitches really brough over like 4+ fuckin hijacked type shit GTA style planes and decides to hit towers with them. Like bros were playing last one standing wins. stupid arab
Damn those bitches played gta irl with those nyc twin towers
by crossed-yo-ankeles-bro69696969 October 26, 2022
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Twin Towers (sexual)

You would need 4 People, 2 male, 2 female.

The females will 69, while the males are both going in from behind.

The Males must look into each others eyes, and high five.

For extra fun bring in 2 more people and have them run into you and tip you over.
"DUDE did you hear!? Last night Ryan and Jeff we're Eiffel Towering these two chicks." -Man 1
"Thats called the Twin towers (sexual) NOT the Eiffel Tower, There we're 2 chicks!"- Man 2
man 1- "ohh my mistake, now I understand when they said 2 other people tackled them"
by AjaxLarson May 15, 2011
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Alton Towers

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.
"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"
by Paddy Kenny April 14, 2008
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