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eye am sofa king re tod did

1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.

2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".

3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.

4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008
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Todding The Rails

To live the rest of one's life in a card board box and become the literal definition of a hobo eating old fish tacos for lunch. Done so in a narcissistic manner where "one does what one wants"
Allison failed her classes and had to spend most of her adult life Todding the Rails.
by crispacuity March 29, 2015
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TOD

When someone wants a titty picture but wants to be classy.

TOD titty on demand
He sent me a text saying TOD, so I sent him a titty picture.
by taterjo July 11, 2016
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by big breasted woman November 24, 2016
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Tod

Hey Brynn, tod?
by abbyfisher24 January 1, 2019
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Todded

A form of jedi mind trick that overrules common sense and makes you stay out to all hours of the night.
I got 100% Todded Last night, got home after 4am and am feeling atrocious!
by ceekerr May 14, 2018
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by thedumbbish April 4, 2019
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