undercover shredder

a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy

the undercover shredder told me buy a gibson E3-335 with a vox amp after I watched him solo

by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009

skirt shredder

the act of destroying a vagina with ones tongue and lips

the skirt shredder named bob made the young women moan and scream to an extreme.

by michael #77 February 4, 2009

Shredder bug

Annoying little fuckers

That shredder bug got me again

by Pat46895 January 21, 2022

Dead Shredder

1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.

2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.

Jason Mewes demonstrated the Dead Shredder to Seth Rogen at the end of Zack and Miri Make A Porno.

by DJ Dingus January 16, 2010

Gouch Shredder

Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.

Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!

by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014

cheese shredder

A jerk

Man, Jonathan is such a cheese shredder! I hate him!

by shalissa steal yo man January 5, 2015

turd shredder

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.

I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .

by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019