Payne Day

Payne day celebrates the day Payne completed his conquest of Botswana
Me: Ugh why do we have school today it’s Payne Day
by Professor Thomas poop February 23, 2021
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connor payne

ginger person who loves food and always plays video games
wow connor payne stop playing xbox
by Gingerbiggy May 22, 2019
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Naomi Payne

This phrase is the highest term on the scale of words/phrases for other ways to say beautiful
Damn, that girl is so Naomi Payne
by Snaccy boy August 26, 2018
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jon payne

that chill ass mothafucka thats fuckin down to get throwed any time of tha mothafuckin day and smokes on that mary j til the day he dies! his crazy ass gets locked up too much though and gots to keep his shit on the low sometimes but when he gets off papers, shit gets crunker then a biiitch especially when he sips on that gin!
you see that crazy ass nigga jon payne last night?!!
by happy420mothafucka October 12, 2011
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shawn payne

a shawn payne is a player and a jerk. most boys are jealous of his skills to play girls. is extremely strong and attractive, and usually takes advantage of that. is also very cold-hearted. a shawn payne usually falls for attention whores.
man, i wish i was a shawn payne.
UGH ! hes such a shawn payne.
dont trust him, hes shawn payne'ing you.
by imsofresh. October 31, 2010
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Mama Payne

Martin's (Martin Lawrence's TV series, Martin) shrill, extremely frenetic, and easily excited mother (Edna Payne), who was overprotective of Martin and disliked Gina immensely. Ironically, Lawrence's mustache was never covered with stage make-up while in this role, which Gina usually pointed out when Martin and her talked about his mother.


When Mama Payne's bird died, Mama Payne lost it.

At Gina and Martin's wedding (on Youtube), Mama Payne makes an appearance and goes nuts when she thinks "Applehead" (a.k.a. Gina) has stolen her boy, Martin.

"Mama's feet stay planted. Never know when I got to go two to the body and over to the hip," shrieked Mama Payne.

Like Martin, Mama Payne's catchphrase is "DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!"

Mama Payne is a character Martin Lawrence should bring back and make a show about

by Moapsy July 12, 2008
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