The Crap Factor

1. Noun. The notion held by a person that anything done before they arrived was put in place by brain damaged trained monkeys and is complete and utter crap.

Our new boss has a good case of the crap factor when it comes to our network.

by Todi July 21, 2009

The Sami Factor

when you start cursing on an amusement park ride, then throw up

"Alright there are two factors you must be careful about, the piss factor, which is when you go on a ride and it goes high and drops, you pee in your pants.Then There is the Sami Factor...."
"I don't want to know about that one.."
"I did half of the sami factor"

by DuecheBag July 5, 2006

The Fear Factor

A sex position in which one member is hanging out of a window, over a balcony, or of the edge of a cliff.

She wanted the fear factor so I bent her over the balcony.

by Factor of fear March 7, 2017

The Yeet Factor

The more E's in the yeet, the longer, and more powerful.

Karen: I yote that normal baby that likes vaccines and likes 5g towers.

Me: *Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeets the Karen*.

Friend: Wow, did you use The Yeet Factor to delete that Karen??

Me: Yep. I can teach you the ways of The Yeet Factor.

Friend: AW YEAH!!!

by YEETMCEET April 30, 2020

The X Factor

Supposedly a singing contest, yet instead one huge joke. All it is is an unfair competition in which a young, good-looking yet naive wannabe-famous boy or girl is chosen to be the next one hit wonder popstar to generate money for Simon Cowell. The winner is usually forgotten about after a few months, becoming only background noise in the music industry, but that doesn't matter to Simon, as he does it every year. The shows are heavily decorated and the drama is over exaggerated, making it even less about the singing, and to make matters worse the judges are always people that don't actually know much about music or singing. Plus the performances are usually enhanced with pre-recorded backing vocals. And no, your votes don't count, Simon chooses who goes through and who doesn't. It's a shame how music is about money nowadays, and not emotion and expression, and The X Factor is only making it worse.

Fuck Simon Cowell and The X Factor.

by absoluteloadofbollocks December 27, 2010

The Rankin Factor

Acting a Rankin, Rankining. The behavior of a person or persons; Totally ridiculous and without explanation; The subject(s) symptoms may include but are not limited to: Unnecessary abbreviations of words (ie. "Let's get a pepper jack cheese fry appetizer from Addison's" becomes, "Lets go to Add's and get a pep jack chee fry app." Words that come up in common conversation are also not safe from random abbreviation. For example, Music becomes "tuneskis" beer "Brewskis" and someone who is acting in a jerk-like manor becomes "El Doucherino." Another symptom of The factor is the audible coo or screaming representation of excitement as one exhibiting symptoms of the factor cannot seem to say something like "Wow that sounds fun" Instead expressing excitement is limited to simple noises the most common being "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew" (Not to be confused with "woo") The final symptom of the factor is an outrageous extension of the mandible, making the chin the dominant part of the tell tale expression made when one is "Acting a Rankin" The list of symptoms is still being researched at medical and psychological labs at universities throughout the United states, a case in Japan has almost garunteed The Rankin factor will become a worldwide epidemic.

Bill: "Hey broski got any tuneskis and brewskis?"
-Bill is exhibiting features of "The Rankin Factor"

Robert:"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Chicks!"
-Robert's expression of excitement is not normal and is conducive to "The Rankin Factor"

by Marshall Sheets December 28, 2007

The X-Factor

When you hitting it from the back and you cross your arms for added grip

Jesus: yeah I was putting my penis in her from behind and it started to get a bit slick so I used the x-factor to maintain my godly pace
Jesus’s dad: good work son

by ppgang69 July 29, 2019