Alaskan Joker

Its when you are having sex with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"

That ass pulled and alaskan joker on me and scared the shit out of me!

by ennik s relyt January 31, 2009

alaskan hummer

The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex.

If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give you an alaskan hummer.

by mimzy December 9, 2008

alaskan tortellini

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.

Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.

by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Alaskan bearclaw

An Alaskan bearclaw is when your female partner has open cuts and you ejaculate on them

My wife screamed because of my Alaskan bearclaw

by spodderman May 23, 2014

The Alaskan shuffle

The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.

"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"

Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Alaskan Twins

When siblings are born 9 months apart

That’s Alaskan Twins for you. Born 9 months apart, the are twins at the heart.

by realnigga97 January 19, 2021

Alaskan snowplow

When you take a girl, and fuck her in a doggystyle type manner with her legs wrapped around your waist, holding her hands as handles, and her face in the ground as a plow as you're plowing the shit out of her; thus, the Alaskan snowplow. Works best on carpet and/or snow.

Dude my bitch made me eat her carpet last night, so I made her eat my carpet with the Alaskan snowplow.

by Alaskan plow-machine March 1, 2009