Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful.
Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."
Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .
Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.
Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"
Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .
Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.
Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"
by kaoschikk January 25, 2010
Get the Telepathetic mug.a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a
stunt purse at sketch pad
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps
doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Telepathetic Powers mug.Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.
by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 16, 2008
Get the telepathetic mug.The psychic ability people develop that allows them to detect pathetic losers from a comfortable distance.
From Monique's unique position, upside down on the pole as it were, and her keenly honed telepathetic abilities she new which guys had the cash she needed for the night.
by Plagerdiasus III June 11, 2015
Get the Telepathetic mug.When friends (or total strangers) have the same pathetic idea (or joke) at the same time and laugh with just one look
Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain
by babu-G November 30, 2019
Get the telepathetic mug.When you and a friend are stoned and subconsciously are thinking the same thing. (Typically about rolling another one up :D)
Friend #1: Hey dude wanna roll up another joint?
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)
by JustSomeGuy17 May 30, 2020
Get the Stoner Telepathy mug.The phenomenon that occurs between two trans people where they can detect eachother without ever even meeting.
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