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swollen sock

A swollen sock like the"pink sock" is actually a prolapsed anal cavity that has has intercourse while it is prolapsed an ends up looking like a the bladder of a football hanging down
Had some hectic deep anal an ended up giving em a swollen sock
by swollen sock April 7, 2016
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Swollen balloons

Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies
Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!
by AsthmaBoi February 28, 2019
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swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.
My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus
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swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 11, 2022
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My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025
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