horizontal sumo wrestling

When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.

When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.





Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.

by Mark H December 14, 2004

Block Sumo Birds

Birds camping 24/7 on their flat base bombing the biased bitches with explosives. They are classified as bitches to the block sumo community (especially to moles). The bbs (biased bitches) ignored the birds. They have the biggest grudge towards the moles species. Today I met a guy called CooIestKevin with the biggest grudge on us moles. The bird king will do whatever it takes to destroy other humans evolving to the bird colony.

b.s.b ( block sumo birds ) are bitches

by imsusUWU December 21, 2021

pull sumo

Eating ass

"Oh man you gonna pull sumo tonight?"
"Hell yeah man I love to eat butt"

by allycruzer January 7, 2016

Dirty Sumo

When your opponent jacks your one card when you have Uno, and then beats you for the challenge.

Angie pulled a Dirty Sumo when she jacked my stuff.

by WizardMatt October 23, 2013

on sumo

Meaning ones weight or pockets is oversized enabling you to fit more food or cash

Yo that's guys driving a lambo you know his pockets are on sumo

by ol king C November 16, 2014

Pink Sumo

When two woman share the same toilet at the same time in a face to face semi-squat in a crowded club bathroom. With hands on opposing shoulders, an intense glare occurs in a battle for a speedy piss in an other wise crowded women's toilet..

Laura said the bathroom was busy but luckly she was able to pink sumo another woman to save time.

by GreenFields April 3, 2011

Da Sumo

An Obese Woman whose stomach is so big, that it sticks out further than her breasts giving the illusion of a Sumo Wrestler.

Don't get me wrong, I love big girls. But she got Da Sumo and it feels like I'm with a dude!

by TagisJag August 1, 2011