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Stuart Hamm 

A bass virtuoso, and the full name of Stu Hamm.
see Stu Hamm for more info
Stuart Hamm by Deathw1sh October 30, 2004

Stuart Pot (2D from Gorillaz) 

Blue haired stick boi. No eyeballs because of Pickle man (Murdoc Niccals), and jesus christ does this man have brain damage. For example, when he was like 10, he fell out of a tree and all of his hair fell out, and when it grew back, it was blue. Bam double whammy blue hair and brain damage. Then, he got hit in his left eye with a car because of Murdoc, therefor giving him one eightball fracture and putting him into a coma sort of state. Bam double whammy x2, one demon eye and more brain damage. After that Murdoc was sentenced to like 30,000 hours of community service (like almost 3 years), and caring for the poor blue haired stick boi for 10 hours a week. As you can probably tell that ended him up doing donuts in a parking lot and ultimately crashing into something and Stu literally flew out the front window and lost his other eye. Ow. Bam double whammy x3 combo, more brain damage and a new set of demon eyes.
ALSO 2D'S VOICE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER CHANGE MY MIND
"Stuart Pot (2D from Gorillaz) is my favorite band member!"

stuart dickle 

A way of describing how abnormally small one's penis is. It also can talk.
Girl: Holy shit did u see Brads dick when he flashed us?
Girl 2: Omg Yeah it was so small
Girl: It looked like a stuart dickle
Girl 2: Yeah it was muttering some stuff but i don't care that shit was tiny!

stuart townsend

the 33 year old Irish actor (born December 15, 1972) who many feel made it "big" during his role of Lestat de Lioncourt in the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned. He is also well known for his role of Dorian Gray in LXG or The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and About Adam. He is currently dating Charlize Theron. Stuart Townsend is hands down the sexiest man on earth.
"oh my gosh, have you seen stuart townsend as lestat?!"
"definitely!! that concert scene just about made me faint."
"concert scene?! psh that's nothing compared to the rose bath!!"
stuart townsend by arielkelsey September 6, 2007

Stuart Coldblooded McBadass

Someone who wins 25 consecutive games of beer pong while demoralizing the opponent to the point of tears.

Also a huge fan of the color purple and curvy women.
My parents didn't name me Stuart Coldblooded McBadass for nothing.

Stuart Baggs 

This could mean one or all of several things:

1. The Brand
2. A big fish in a small pond (this is debatable, there are some who would question that he is even a fish)
3. Posessor of a field of one trick ponies

You should also be aware that he has a certain type of charisma, he is definately alive and that everything he touches turns to sold.
Stuart Baggs: I’m not a one-trick pony, I’m not a 10-trick pony, I’m a whole field of ponies – waiting to literally run towards this.

^man speaks the truth... or total bullshit - yeah, that's the one.
Stuart Baggs by can'treallytalk January 17, 2011