Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
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Steaks in the house

When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women
by Hef July 23, 2008
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woman's steak

a pork chop cooked with Shake 'n Bake.
"My wife thinks a woman's steak counts as the real thing."

"I bet Clay Aiken prefers a woman's steak over the real McCoy."
by ecdaillest January 21, 2013
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Trump Steak

A prepackaged food which, despite poor quality, largely negative reviews, and inflated cost relative to comparable products, remains popular through the force of aggressive branding and the inertia of name-recognition.

Composed of grease, cheese, starch, despair, and meat and vegetable by-products, these are designed and packaged to be rapidly cooked in a microwave oven. Trump Steaks were introduced at The Sharper Image stores in July 2007 to much fanfare and press coverage, which is entirely unrelated to the Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing of The Sharper Image eight months later.

Currently distributed by Nestlé S.A. under the brand name "Hot Pockets".
My fortieth birthday party was just me, alone, with some Trump Steaks and a jar of relish. Guess I'm done with life, then.
by haloInverse May 07, 2016
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steak pillow

This pillow is typically found in the rare upscale restaurant area of Las Vegas. The best quality of these pillows are made from Japanese Wagyu beef. This type of beef is grass and beer fed, and massaged daily. This results in the highest quality steak pillow known to man.

While traveling in a large group and headed out for a long evening of partying in Vegas, there is usually one member of the group who at dinner time will ask for the steak pillow.

They will proceed to pass out on their pillow at the table at approximately 9:30pm before any evening activities have begun.
Pillz: So we are going to hit up TAO hard tonight, right guys?

Chi Chi: ZZZzzzzzz

Pillz: OMFG, Chi Chi's asleep on his steak pillow. Good lord, what a party.
by 1337c0d3d00d March 20, 2013
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feet steaks

Delicious looking feet you might see at the mall or on a college campus near you. You would desire putting A1 sauce on them and then putting them in and around your mouth.
Damn dude. Check out Jill's feet steaks.
by SHSUDECAT July 15, 2009
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hang a steak

Defecating, especially after a large meal. A huge dump. Satisfying bowel movement.
I usually hang a steak at least once a day in the office bathroom.
by Johnny P. Daniels February 20, 2009
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