Intergalactic warfare between evolved bucks (bid deer) and humans. The subdivision 9 of the Alienwarfare sports association. Bucks throw stars across the galaxy just to have some fun watching planets explode. The sports team has been first place at dominating planets since 1978. These bucks get money for the team from selling coffee on all sorts of planets for the "white ones" they call the consumers. Mainly Earth where the bucks came from.
Oh Stacey we should totes get a Skinny Java Chip Frappucino from Starbucks after we go shopping for Uggs, or maybe get a Pumpkin Spice Latte? FML it's so hard to choose!