honestly, there isn't one word to describe spozmai.
she's a beautiful amazing, kind-hearted person, who deserves all the love she can get. i love my spozzy so much - she's my best friend. my only friend quite frankly, quite literally.
her body: like a fucking goddess
her lips: bro your lips are so plump and really pink. i want lips like yours
her eyes: why are they so cool? who gave you the audacity...? they're green but hazel and just shimmer in the sun. AHHHHH I CANNOT CUZ MY BSF IS SO MF PRETTY.
her voice: okay firstly. MA'AM. can you please explain to me how your voice is so like ?? how do i explain this UGHHHHHH. i guess one would say your voice is quite seductive. to say the least. PROBABLY WHY YOU HAVE BOTH MOTHERFUCKING GENDERS FALLING FOR YOU.
she blessed blessed for real bro.
idk what else to write cos istg i could praise this bitch ALL DAY. but it's fine she hears it enough from me every day.
so here you go. from your short-ass bestie. i love u spoz <3
(also thanks for carrying the boobs in our relationshio cuz my bitchass decided to be part of the notittiecomitee and be flat asf :) mwah love you bye)
she's a beautiful amazing, kind-hearted person, who deserves all the love she can get. i love my spozzy so much - she's my best friend. my only friend quite frankly, quite literally.
her body: like a fucking goddess
her lips: bro your lips are so plump and really pink. i want lips like yours
her eyes: why are they so cool? who gave you the audacity...? they're green but hazel and just shimmer in the sun. AHHHHH I CANNOT CUZ MY BSF IS SO MF PRETTY.
her voice: okay firstly. MA'AM. can you please explain to me how your voice is so like ?? how do i explain this UGHHHHHH. i guess one would say your voice is quite seductive. to say the least. PROBABLY WHY YOU HAVE BOTH MOTHERFUCKING GENDERS FALLING FOR YOU.
she blessed blessed for real bro.
idk what else to write cos istg i could praise this bitch ALL DAY. but it's fine she hears it enough from me every day.
so here you go. from your short-ass bestie. i love u spoz <3
(also thanks for carrying the boobs in our relationshio cuz my bitchass decided to be part of the notittiecomitee and be flat asf :) mwah love you bye)
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