Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

Spandackular

The sexual act of pulling a woman's spandex over her head, and proceeding to engage in violent anal intercourse.

"AW yo holmes how was that anal sex last night?"

"It was SPANDACKULARR bro!"

by Michael Phelps SWED January 8, 2012

Spangdangled

(Adj.) Raver's nomenclature used to describe an individual that is high, or rather tripping of more than one drug. commonly abbreviated as "Spanked"

Last night Steve did acid, ket and MD... he was spangdangled!!

by gijops December 10, 2012

Spandaculous

Adjective; a word used to dominate conversations when describing the awesomeness of a person, place, thing, or emotion

"That booty is spandaculous"

"How are you feeling today?"
"...pretty spandaculous, yourself?"

by ohsnapitsscott February 25, 2015

scandanavian yoyo

To hold a man up bynthe penis during a dry handjob. Generally painful and can cause injury

She was so strong that she tried to give me a scandanavian yoyo but I wasn't having it!

by Likespr0n September 3, 2016

Scandanavian jackhammer

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020

Spicy Sandanda

The act of two flat arse people putting their arse up to one another during sexual intercourse and farting into each other's arse WHILST holding a lighter between both backsides and banging arses together.

*man walks into the bathroom while his roommate is showering*
"WTF man! What happened to your arse cheeks?!?!?"
"Oh, yeah, I was fucking that chick I've been going at it with last night and shit got kinky quick and we did the Spicy Sandanda and the lighter mixed with the farting burnt all my arse hairs off and I now have 2nd degree burns"

by TruthGivinNibba September 22, 2019