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cum snooter

1. A person who enjoys snorting semen.

2. A person who commits acts of douchebaggery leading you to believe they may be snorting cum, affecting their brain.

3. A reference to someone who is or could very well be homosexual in orientation. (A Fag)

4. A general insult to everyone and anyone who you feel necessary, as long as you are not a cum snooter yourself.
"Rob came home with a box of straws and 3 gay looking dudes, I think he's a fucking cum snooter now.
by Snootmahcum June 25, 2009
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A snooter is a dog's nose.
Hey dog, get your snooter out of my crotch!!
by Coconut Head in Space May 24, 2005
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Shorter wong

An amazing person that never deserved to go through what he did :((
":(( shorter wong dead"

"Yes we know you talk about it all the time"
by T0zierh0ep1ss February 3, 2021
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Term used in political blogs to introduce a humorous, usually exaggerated summary of somebody else's opinion, arguments or statements.
Shorter Bush: "Either re-elect me, or you're a terrorist."
by Dr. Momentum May 23, 2004
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snooter

Noun. A specialty device used in the process of doozing. (verb: to dooze. The act of insufflating or otherwise sniffing or snorting various types of powdered narcotic)

a snooter would be something such as a rolled up bill, a straw shortened to an appropriate length, or a portion of a disassembled pen. Anything that is in the form of a tube that will fit comfortably up the nostril to aid in the process of doozing
1: Do you have a snooter?
2: Pass the snooter
3: Question: how can i dooze this line? Answer: Take the snooter, put it in your nostril and sniff it.
by Dooze_Doctor September 30, 2009
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by Katlin Douglas August 21, 2003
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twat snooter

An individual who enjoys rubbing ones nose vigorously into a chicks twat. One who likes the smell of pussy so much he/she must bury his/her nose into a chicks muff.
That pussy smelled so fucking good I became a total twat snooter!! I love twat snooting!!! I'm a gonna twat snoot it up motherfuckers!!!!
by Stan Snootertwattin November 9, 2007
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