A man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods" for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.
My friend Chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won't be into him. So he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. Then he treats them really well thinking that they'll fall for him. Chris is such a Captain Save a Ho.
by TheTruth6998 November 22, 2010
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some 5th grader: "i just ate an ENTIRE apple! even the core"
malaya, also a 5th grader: "OMG that is so savege"
malaya, also a 5th grader: "OMG that is so savege"
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by Book-chan February 15, 2020
Get the Savemendous mug.One who is well known for consistently mooching food from his or her classmates, either in the cafeteria or at random, snack-friendly hours of the school day.
He or she also thrives on devouring leftovers, especially right before someone is about to throw away their crumbs.
He or she also thrives on devouring leftovers, especially right before someone is about to throw away their crumbs.
Josh: Christ man.. Jimmy is such a fuckin' grade A Class Scavenger. Sometimes he eats more of my Totino Pizza Rolls than I do!!
Matt: Tell me about it man...
Matt: Tell me about it man...
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Dude 2: Don't stress, I'll clear your history
Dude 1: Dude, you're a real Bacon Saver
Dude 2: Don't stress, I'll clear your history
Dude 1: Dude, you're a real Bacon Saver
by The Specialist-age June 3, 2010
Get the Bacon Saver mug.Emo band from New Jersey that often juxtaposes dark lyrical themes with catchy, pop-influenced rock music. Known for the talents of their acne-scarred singer/songwriter front man Chris Conley. A varied line up has produced a collection of albums that range from radio friendly to angsty post-punk. After their major label debut "In Reverie" was a flop they went back to indie label Vagrant Records and haven't look back since. They sound better than ever and have written some amazing songs. Conley has recently collaborated with Say Anything's Max Bemis on a side project entitled Two Tongues.
The first time I saw Saves The Day they opened for Hot Water Music at the Duke Coffee Shop. They were supposed to play Cat's Cradle but Smashing Pumpkins came to town unexpectedly and bumped them.
by Blunt Roller May 17, 2009
Get the Saves The Day mug.An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.
"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009
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