Smurfed

While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.

Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"

by Badger59 May 10, 2009

smurfs

Socialist Men Under The Red Father

Those smurfs commie bastards.

by scwheppe April 20, 2007

Smurf

One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.

My smurf of a sister asked me if I could find her some blues.

by Luvs2kickit24 May 5, 2011

to smurf

To snort Adderall, normally leaving a blue drip within one's nose and turns someones snot and spit blue.

Yo Nitti, you tryna go smurf? Yeah man I'm always down to smurf.

Yo that girl looks like she's been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.

by drizzydrerogers January 1, 2011

smurf

One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.

The Smurfs show sucked.

by AYB March 22, 2003

smurf

1)A blue humanoid that lives in a mushroom; There are 100 Smurfs in the Smurf village, 3 in which are female (Smurfette, Sassette, and Nanny Smurf); These poor dudes are always chased down by Gargamel and Azrael.

2) what people are doing in the definitions above

1) Vanity Smurf is the gay Smurf!

2) You mofos quit smurfing about Smurfs being sex-related terms or drugs!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 21, 2004

smurfs

A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.

I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!

by Stinar28 January 27, 2008