Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
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Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.
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Get the scattered smothered and covered mug."Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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Get the Smooth Trooper mug.When a woman lowers her very large breasts into a guy's (or girl's) face and absolutely smothers them to the point that they cannot breathe. It is one of the greatest pleasures along with facesitting. It's fun when the woman does breath play. For example, the woman smothers the man with her breasts until he squirms, she lets him take a nice big gasp of air, then she lowers herself back onto his face, repeating the process over and over. Another thing that is fucking amazing is when the woman clasps her thighs around the guy's waist, thus body scissoring him, as she breast smothers him.
Shelby wrapped her fit shapely thighs around Jason's waist and lowered her huge juggs into his face and breast smothered him relentlessly. He was totally helpless as he squirmed and struggled under her huge breasts as he was squeezed so tightly between her strong thighs which locked around him like a vice grip.
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