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Savior

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Mitski Our Lord And Savior

by m3ll0h1 April 25, 2021
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Savior

1: A Democratic Candidate for high office who has transcended the normal expectations that political candidates inspire, and has joined the ranks of those rare souls who singlehandedly change the fate of their people, such as Ghandi or (since we're firmly in the cartoon universe here) Fidel Castro.

Saviors have all the answers, can do no wrong, are pure of heart, brilliantly intelligent, and morally incorruptible. They have the brains of the scarecrow, the compassion of the tin man, the courage of the cowardly lion, and the purity of Dorothy.

Democratic Candidates fall into one of two categories: Saviors or Mechanics.
"Barak Obama is a classic example of a 'Savior'. His followers don't seem him as a politician at all, but as someone who is going to usher in a bright new day, who is going fix all of society's problems, and unify all contentious factions. He himself is brilliant and a moral exemplar of all that is good about humanity."
by lafinatu February 21, 2009
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Ticket Savior

When you would have gotten a speeding ticket, had it not been for being stuck behind someone going slow.
I was late and road raging so bad until we passed the speed trap, then I was glad to be stuck behind that jerk driving so damn slow, he was my ticket savior.
by Harmony08 October 4, 2010
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I rebuke you in the name of our lordt and slayvior

To express sharp, stern disapproval of; reprove; reprimand in the name of something gay af and non-religious because Jesus was a charlatan and Christians currently/still suck. Can be used to rebuke any person, place, thing, etc.
Person 1: Does this brown belt go with my black crocs?
Person 2, probably a gay: No, baby, no, and I rebuke you in the name of our Lordt and Slayvior.

Person 1: You wanna go get Chic-Fil-A?
Person 2: I will never give them my money to continue squandering on the oppression of LGBT+ rights and I rebuke them in the name of our Lordt and Slayvior.
by Therealtylercodero August 15, 2022
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saviorself

The one and only savior...you WILL bow to him.
GO! BE GOD, SAVIORSELF!
YOU FOOLS SAVIORSELF NOW!
by kicky-mcass October 25, 2008
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polynesian savior

unlike a savior in every aspect possible; one of crushing heartlessness.. one with potential to be beautiful, but fundamentally void of soul.
Trust in your polynesian savior, he will give you hope, but you will ultimately lose a friend.
by no one April 11, 2005
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