A big Chinese city on the East Coast, next to the Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces.
Shanghai is famous for being a word which means kidnapping.
It is also famous for having mainland China's most expensive taxis and whores, lots of bars and many many tall buildings.
The traditional food in Shanghai is oily and sweet, and many people say it tastes like dog shit. Luckily there are many great restaurants featuring food from other places.
Shanghai people are notorious for being rude and Shanghai men also have a reputation for being a bit girly. At a push the average Shanghai guy weighs in at about 48kg which makes it a great place to go for a fight! Watch out though, a recent scrap outside the Guangdi nightclub saw quite a few Western folks outnumbered and running with their tail between their legs. Better luck next time eh!
Shanghai is definitely the most happening city in China at the moment, with an emerging live music scene, lots of parties and concerts and a promising outlook on the property front.
Shanghai is famous for being a word which means kidnapping.
It is also famous for having mainland China's most expensive taxis and whores, lots of bars and many many tall buildings.
The traditional food in Shanghai is oily and sweet, and many people say it tastes like dog shit. Luckily there are many great restaurants featuring food from other places.
Shanghai people are notorious for being rude and Shanghai men also have a reputation for being a bit girly. At a push the average Shanghai guy weighs in at about 48kg which makes it a great place to go for a fight! Watch out though, a recent scrap outside the Guangdi nightclub saw quite a few Western folks outnumbered and running with their tail between their legs. Better luck next time eh!
Shanghai is definitely the most happening city in China at the moment, with an emerging live music scene, lots of parties and concerts and a promising outlook on the property front.
Moron: Hey I'm going to Taipei!
Everyone else: Really, I hear that Taipei is a slurry ridden shit pit for people who can't hack the pace of Shanghai city life...
Moron: Yeah that's right, you've been there?
Everyone else: No fear! I wouldn't touch Taipei with a pointed stick.
Everyone else: Really, I hear that Taipei is a slurry ridden shit pit for people who can't hack the pace of Shanghai city life...
Moron: Yeah that's right, you've been there?
Everyone else: No fear! I wouldn't touch Taipei with a pointed stick.
by thiskevin October 3, 2006
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The act of whacking or having your slang(weiner) whacked why under the influence of weed. It helps if jackie chan is there even if hes not involved in the beating of your slang. Its just nice to have an authentic asain around the slanghighnoon because they add to the orientle atmosphere and the smell like springrolls which everybody loves.
Hey theres jackie chan, lets invite him to our slanghigh noon sesion to do some karate around our dutch rutter
by SLANG MAN WANTS YOUR BABY DICK July 30, 2010
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The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
by syberfilm June 2, 2016
Get the shanghai condom mug.Adj. The act of inserting one's penis into a depleted toilet paper core and performing either vaginal or anal intercourse until the aforementioned core disintegrates with friction.
by Dr. Dyper (Reformed Sniper) August 27, 2016
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Bob:I went to a party and when everyone was sleeping i gave Sharon a Shanghai Meat Bun
Sharon:Thats why my ass cheeks were stuck together
Bob:I went to a party and when everyone was sleeping i gave Sharon a Shanghai Meat Bun
Sharon:Thats why my ass cheeks were stuck together
by ChoadZillla69 February 19, 2010
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