Impossible Situp

When someone (a male) is passed out on their back, you take off your pants and stand with one leg on either side of their torso, with your bare ass in the direction of their face. You then punch them in the groin with a degree of force, and they will sit up abruptly, getting a face full of your bare ass.

Fuck, Josh made me do an impossible situp last night and I swear, I can still taste his ass.

by Cacophonous Mischief January 25, 2010

situprava

It's a name from her mother sita-situ and father pravat-prava

Really a unique name

If you are Situprava, everyone loves you ❤

by Avarputis November 23, 2021

DD SITUP G

Drop Dead (Spunk in the Underpants) Gorgeous

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by Mivoat September 5, 2011

bj situps

The act of pleasuring your man (like he has earned) while toning your tummy for vacation

I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?

by Scrappy012482 July 14, 2016