"I had the worst case of the runs after I ate that burrito and shroomed all over the walls and mirror in the bathroom!"
by Backstagedefenition November 27, 2009

A fungus that grows from cow shit, and when you eat it, its like installing CCleaner into your brain and for a few months you end up depersonalized but eventually your operating system (Brain) Will recollect itself! 3-6 months usually. How will you clean your Operating system?
John- "Jeff, I just had like 10grams of Shrooms last month, still feeling like I am in a dream!"
Jeff- "Yo dude, thats just your brain getting back to normal, give it time.. you defragged your operating system!"
Jeff- "Yo dude, thats just your brain getting back to normal, give it time.. you defragged your operating system!"
by RandomSociopath101 August 25, 2015

gift from god,aliens,etc.mind expanding,spiritual thought provoking and good for the soul similar to lsd.looks like a penis while it is growing but nonetheless it actually helps you see a person the way they see themselves people tend to get spiritual nothing can prepare for such a life changing fungi that can rock your world
"yo its sunday we gotta go to church".
"i got this(pulls out bag of magic mushrooms)............its shroom sunday!!!we bring the church to us"
"i got this(pulls out bag of magic mushrooms)............its shroom sunday!!!we bring the church to us"
by nonduality January 12, 2015

gift from god,aliens,etc.mind expanding,spiritual thought provoking and good for the soul similar to lsd.looks like a penis while it is growing but nonetheless it actually helps you see a person the way they see themselves people tend to get spiritual nothing can prepare for such a life changing fungi that can rock your world
"yo its sunday we gotta go to church".
"i got this(pulls out bag of magic mushrooms)............its shroom sunday!!!we bring the church to us
"i got this(pulls out bag of magic mushrooms)............its shroom sunday!!!we bring the church to us
by nonduality January 12, 2015

by Playa9898 March 5, 2018

A drug from The Mushroom Kingdom. It makes you think that brown mushrooms want to kill you, dinosaurs still exist, and bashing your head into blocks gives you coins. Wtf.
"Mario's been taking some shrooms"
by TOAD!!!!!!! April 30, 2019

by Anonymous November 1, 2003
