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skirt shredder

the act of destroying a vagina with ones tongue and lips
the skirt shredder named bob made the young women moan and scream to an extreme.
by michael #77 February 4, 2009
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Ghetto Shredder

A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.
Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?

Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.
by joetv87 March 12, 2010
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undercover shredder

a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy
the undercover shredder told me buy a gibson E3-335 with a vox amp after I watched him solo
by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009
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Dead Shredder

1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.

2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.
Jason Mewes demonstrated the Dead Shredder to Seth Rogen at the end of Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
by DJ Dingus January 16, 2010
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Shredders Arm

A medical condition which affects the arm of elite class guitar shredders; usually caused by playing alternate picked 16th notes at speeds in excess of 250 BPM for extended periods of time. The condition is incurable and is usually accompanied by nerve pain and stiffness in the arm, hand and fingers.
James and Rob have been stricken with Shredders Arm due to their inhuman picking abilities.
by RightHandOvDoom May 25, 2019
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pecker shredder

A "Pecker Shredder" is when a man or a woman with braces is giving you a blowjob.
" Dude, she normally gives hella good head, but last night she was one hell of a pecker shredder."
by Leroy_Da_Nigga April 23, 2016
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Gouch Shredder

Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.
Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!
by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014
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