A Jew which looks like a mushroom and has an iPhone 8 for barmitzva. When he is bored, he steals your phone and runs away taking selfies which will later give you pain when having to look at them. If he hears penny falling, he will indeed shor
by snag leo lima April 20, 2018
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by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018
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