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Brightest tool in the shed

When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box
Stupid Ass Friend: Hey, you're not the brightest tool in the shed are you! LOL
Me: Stupid fuck
by Josh Jeffery May 28, 2007
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shebuck

1. (n) A gangster black girl, usually wearing Baby Phat clothes with skanky hair; see Shecoon and Miney.

2. (inj) An interjection used by so-called Minies to indicate a) surprise or annoyance, b) sexual arousal, or c) a warning cry to nearby white people
1. "Look at that shebuck! She looks like she's got a dirty mop on her head!"

2. a) "Shequenya got caught by the cops yestahday."
"Shebuck?!"

b) "Look at mah cousin Yolanda o'er there. Mmm...shebuck."

c) "Look at all these whities up in herr. Shebuck! Corn in yo' lil'!"
by Precious<3 July 15, 2009
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sheauxs!

1) to call someone out on their efforts to bring attention to themselves, or to expose exaggerated behavior unrealized by the subject; used most frequently among gay men in a jovial, playful and good-natured context.

2) a purposefully ambiguous expression used among gay men that connotes a general feeling of enjoyment, contentment within a social context, such as a party or club

3) a term that acknowledges and celebrates the unity, rarity and value of like-mindedness among a circle of friends and/or subculture at large.

to essentially declare: "I know you're a mess right now despite your thinly veiled attempts to disguise it, but I'm a mess too, work it, hey gurl hey."
Sheauxs!

{context: calling out an intoxicated gay man who is making an effort to hold himself together that is laughably obvious to the accuser; (a humorous intent that implies, "I've been there too!") used in a public setting.}
by BoynDCity January 3, 2010
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schedual

How some people (8% of the US) spell the word schedule.
So I got scheduled coaster on the new schedual. Yea thats not happening!
by E3655 July 14, 2014
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schedule II

A category of drugs that can be legally prescribed but are the most stringently monitored because of their potential for abuse and {diversion. Schedule II drugs include stimulants such as cocaine, amphetamine and opiates such as fentanyl, which is far more dangerous than heroin, even though the latter is Schedule I. While Schedule I drugs have been deemed as having "no medical value" and cannot be prescribed because they are presumably the most dangerous, Schedule II drugs are generally far more dangerous and addictive than Schedule I drugs. The fact that non-lethal drugs such a cannabis, and psychedelics such as LSD and peyote are Schedule I drugs say more about the period when the schedules were created (as part of the 1970 Controlled Substances Act, under Nixon) than they do about the actual danger of the drugs.
Dr. Feldman's ability to prescribe Schedule II drugs was suspended after the DEA noticed he was prescribing thousands of Percocets at a time to six buxom women he knew from Temple.
by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018
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pug seduction

A type of seduction that is frankly not seductive but is more of a joke or a prank.
I walked in on something that struck me as more of a pug seduction than a real attempt to get me into the sack!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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use the shed

another phrase for taking a piss
or to pee
because only real men go outside no matter the weather just to avoid putting up the seat
-Dude i have to take a piss
-Go use the shed
by joseph maher January 7, 2008
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