JP: im gona fart on sparkey's bed!
Nooo you can't do that!
JP: woops i think i just sharted on his bed!
Nooo you can't do that!
JP: woops i think i just sharted on his bed!
by Wheeler Dealer Himself March 25, 2009

by Kyle Frith November 19, 2006

We gota go, dude.
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!
-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!
-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE
by The Person January 27, 2004

by -dH- September 20, 2005

Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion fart.
Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.
The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.
Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.
The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.
by tjpw February 6, 2008

by Jacobe' February 9, 2008

by Cukoo Puffs May 17, 2006
