shart 

A combination of a shit and a fart that results in having to change your underwear.

Dude, I just sharted...I'll be right back.

shart by -dH- September 20, 2005

Shart 

Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion fart.

Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.

The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.

Holy crap! The bitch just Sharted!

Shart by tjpw February 6, 2008

Shart 

When you shit and fart at the same time

Did you just shart yourself?

Shart by Jacobe' February 9, 2008

shart 

chuck anderson's most common action

while playing poker chuck anderson's sharted

shart by Cukoo Puffs May 17, 2006

Shart 

What happens when you try to release some gas from your ass but it ends up being oil. (sharting, sharted, shartfull)

I lifted my cheek to let off some gas but instead I sharted in my drawers.

Shart by ChazzGR September 4, 2005

Shart 

A cross between farting and dropping a load in your pants. Typically of a runny consistency. There are 5 categories of Sharts. Also known as a Foop.

Cat 1) Wet Sensation
Cat 2) Wet Underwear
Cat 3) Soak thru to inside of pants
Cat 4) Soak thru pants (Visible to general public)
Cat 5) Runs down to socks. (Oh my god, run for your life)

Anything of Category 4 or higher require showers. The lesser categories can be dealt with using alternative cleansing methods.

On the way back from lunch yesterday I noticed Art was having a hard time making it up the stairs. As we reached the pinnacle of the staircase Art looked to me and said "You gotta cover for me, I just Sharted". He then wiggled out of the building and drove home for a shower.

Shart by Big Daddy R December 28, 2005

shart 

when you try to fart and a lil shit comes out.

pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.

o lord i think i just sharted in my pants.

shart by the shyyts. March 22, 2009