Sweaty Sergio

The hottest man on the face of the earth. He can make a straight guy become gay. He sweats a lot because his silky brown hair is so thicc just like his but.

Oh, that’s sweaty sergio over there!

by Middleschoolkiddo September 17, 2019

sergio

A guy named Sergio is guy you'll want to keep, and not lose. He will open up to you, cause he has a past. He will treat you like your the only girl in the world. He will want to kiss you all the time, to be with you, to show you off. He will put his family first, and then you. He wont stop thinking about him. He's kinda like your best friend. So don't let him go....

Lyiah " I think I'm falling for Sergio ..."
Ashley " I bet, you have been happier then ever, go tell him"
Lyiah "I will"

by cam.mm October 27, 2019

Sergio

A fucking bitch who should die in a while and fucking rot away and is usually a fat ugly fuck

Ew it’s sergio

by His ex2 June 7, 2021

Sergiophobia

Sergiophobia is a phobia of big fat dicks and of men named Sergiu

I have sergiophobia because my father has a big cock

by Serga Serga S. January 5, 2023

Sergio

The typical Hispanic fuckboy extremely fine looking almost daddy. He’s a huge sweet talker and amazing in bed. A typical Hispanic soccer player , may have a child but won’t admit it and numerous hoes

Gia: bruh guess who asked me out today

Ciara: who!?
Gia: Sergio

Ciara : Ewww he’s a fuck boy stay away from him

by Marlisa April 30, 2019

Sergio Ramos

The Greatest Of All Time

THE STATS SAY RAMOS IS BETTER
THE MONEY SAYS RAMOS IS BETTER
THE TROPHIES SAYS RAMOS IS BETTER
THERES ONLY ONE GOAT AND THATS SERGIO RAMOS

by sksksksk123 May 30, 2021

Sergio

Garbage boy. Absolute stinkman. Will bully you over the tiniest things but will apologize immediately after. Impossible to stay mad at for more than a few minutes. Only able to show affection by being an asshole. Loves and appreciates friends a lot but doesn't show it as much as everyone else. An actual idiot. Terrible. Under 5"9 and mad about it.

Person A : Sergio made fun of me for spelling a word wrong today.

Person B : It really be like that sometimes

by jesusworshipper June 4, 2019