majestic scrotum

a scrotum of complete and utter majesty.

THE QUEEN: how is ones "majestic scrotum" today?

PRINCE PHILLIP: they are of a very majestic state

by matt and adz July 2, 2008

bobbing for scrotum sauce

a sport where a female gracefully hugs a penis with her lips and mouth. she then bobs up and down until she she lands upon the scrotum sauce. this sport is popular for males to experience. also know as skull

"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"

"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."

(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"

"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."

"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."

"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!

by Slump June 21, 2004

scrotum clap

When a man thrusts his hips forward and back roughly so his scrotum swings back and slaps off of his ass, making a clapping noise.

"I was dancing in the shower and my mom could hear my scrotum claps."

"Damn, Maynard your scrotum claps be loud!"

by Nate & Barry September 8, 2005

scrote

-noun- Literally short for scrotum. When a person, usually a male, is so useless and insignificant that they do not deserve the tiny effort it takes to spit out a second offensive syllable; less than a scrotum.

"just say no to crack" was all I could think of as I watched that snivelling scrote crawl the room on his hands and knees looking for a rock....

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

scrotum soldier

An original term devised by myself to refer to a homosexual male.

"I wouldn't bend over in front of him. That guy is a real scrotum soldier, and he might see your butt as his next tour of duty."

by bigjimdx May 15, 2005

werewolf scrotum

noun: an especially hirsute scrotum

Bill suffered from an acute case of werewolf scrotum

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

Scrote Johnson

Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.

"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."

"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."

by ntb320 April 18, 2008