The Screaming shits

To have diarrhoea or loose stools

I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

screaming pellican

while engaging in anal sex on a beach the male sneakingly covers his penis in sand (helps if a little wet). Then without notice shoves the penis into his partners anus.

ahhh the screaming pellican!!!

by nick like woah September 5, 2007

anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017

Screaming Indian

When a man is having vaginal sex doggy style then pulls out and shoves it in her ass causing her to scream while simultaneously putting his hand over the woman's mouth moving it back and forth to create the sound of a indian war cry

The first time I gave a Screaming Indian my neighbors called the cops

by cmdr. Johnson September 8, 2005

screaming abdabs

1. extreme anxiety or nervousness
2. one of the early names used by the band that would become Pink Floyd

I'm sure Syd had a case of the screaming abdabs when he found out he was being kicked out of the band.

by TzeraFNX May 23, 2008

screaming seagull

While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.

She loved that screaming seagull I gave her.

by Rawdog Rich September 1, 2008

i'm screaming

A typical Tumblr/meme-based reply by somebody exaggerating their apparent amusement towards the post in question. Most often used by the same morons that happily and unashamedly use the term 'bae' in normal conversation.

'Family Guy quote that's been posted ad nauseam'

"I'm screaming!"

by mikejb7777 September 3, 2015