Saylor

Saylor is an extremely awesome person who is always there for you. He may come off a bit arrogant, but otherwise he is amazing. He is smart, but may be a little ditzy at times. He is cute, funny, and takes no ones crap. He is who he is and no one will ever change that. If you meet a Saylor, stay on his good side.

Man, did you hear what Saylor did today?

No what?

He told the principal to "F off"

by Boondock belle February 5, 2010

sasoriswife

Sasoriswife is a person, she's so hot and sexy everyone wants to be her mutual. She also has the best takes and is super famous honestly she should dominate the world

"Ayo you mutuals sasoriswife?"

"Yes bro!"

"BRO you a goat fr 😵"

by ilikecum March 29, 2021

samsonite

When someone you'd usually find blindingly hot, Usually female, has so much baggage that it obscures their hottness.

Yeah she looks good and all, but pure samsonite.

by yungn8r June 8, 2008

samson pile

This is the pile which to throw people that are undesirable for dating, such as girls that get upset about porn.

Well, after a couple of dates, I decided to throw her into the samson pile.

by omfgsnakes August 25, 2006

Samson

He´s so nice and funny. He brightens people´s day every time you talk to him. When he falls for people, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn't know for 30 seconds. He´s is soo cute. yes, he has his flaws but you don't care. He's too adorable. He does dip (tobacco) and he is tall. At least you think that. You´ll hate to lose him in your life. He has changed it forever now that you´ve met him.

Girl 1: ¨Look, it´s Samson. He´s adorable.¨
Girl 2: ¨Yeah, and he´s mine.¨
Girl 1: ¨No, he´s mine!¨
Girl 2: ¨NO MINE!!¨
Girl 1: ¨MINE!¨
*Girl 1 & 2 start fighting*

by Derpy_Cat April 25, 2019

Genelle Sanso

A really hot "myspace" girl that fell off of the face of the earth one day. Her twitter and some of her professional photos can still be found online but neither are updated anymore.

Bob: Yo what are you doing right now?
Rick: I'm looking Genelle Sanso's myspace. She's hot and I wish she would log-in again someday.

by Your Favorite Lurker November 6, 2010

Samson

A guy who stays in the park after dark to take niggas goodie holes. He is around 6'10" he is black and bald. If you cut off his dick it grows back twice as long. If you are in the park and hear a smacking sound RUN. Samson can bench 1000 pounds and squats around 3,459 and can run at 25 miles and hour. Don't go through the park after dark or he will take that goodie hole.

Samson widened my goodie hole.

by chikachicka September 30, 2009