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by happytherippa April 15, 2021
Get the Green Saxophone mug.Short for 'satellite phone'; a communication device that is mightier than the more common cell phone which every 5 year old chick now has.
These phones communicate with satellites in space using an abnormally large antenna instead of those ugly towers that have sprung up everywhere in the past couple of years.
Satellite phones are typically larger and more rugged than the ordinary mobile phones that peasants use. They are also more expensive to use and are known for their poor battery life.
They don't work so well inside buildings and are therefore unpopular with urbanites who would rather settle for a piece of shit iPhone but are an essential part of daily life in the backarse of nowhere.
These phones communicate with satellites in space using an abnormally large antenna instead of those ugly towers that have sprung up everywhere in the past couple of years.
Satellite phones are typically larger and more rugged than the ordinary mobile phones that peasants use. They are also more expensive to use and are known for their poor battery life.
They don't work so well inside buildings and are therefore unpopular with urbanites who would rather settle for a piece of shit iPhone but are an essential part of daily life in the backarse of nowhere.
Some douche called my satphone to bitch at me for hitting on his girlfriend. The call cost him so much he's filing for bankrupcy now.
by Dankoozy October 22, 2008
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You've got uh, Billy Cox on bass. Mitch Mitchell on drums, and yours truly on a, uh, Public Saxophone
by Voodoo.Child August 11, 2020
Get the Public Saxophone mug.Puting your penis in a telephone while talking to your girlfriend. When he says "hello" you jizz right in the mouth piece and say you gave me head hoe and then hanging up and never talking to her again.
TreyQuan: Picks up phone
Shaquilla: Hello?
TreyQuan:Jizz
Shaquilla: OMG
TreyQuan: You finally gave me head HOE! You just got sexaphoned you dirty nigga bitch
Shaquilla: Hello?
TreyQuan:Jizz
Shaquilla: OMG
TreyQuan: You finally gave me head HOE! You just got sexaphoned you dirty nigga bitch
by aretardedbox February 20, 2010
Get the sexaphone mug.Anglo-Saxophone (aNGɡlō-saksəˌfōn) n.
1. A generically "white" sounding saxophone
2. A saxophone played by a man who wishes to be a cool-cat, but is just too "white"
1. A generically "white" sounding saxophone
2. A saxophone played by a man who wishes to be a cool-cat, but is just too "white"
"Is that an anglo-saxophone I hear?"
"That is such an anglo-saxophone"
"My grandfather used to play an anglo-saxophone. He was really s**t"
"That is such an anglo-saxophone"
"My grandfather used to play an anglo-saxophone. He was really s**t"
by Halfslatch May 20, 2016
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