Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)

The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"

by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 8, 2021

Hetero Sapien

Someone so straight that they can be classified as an entirely new species, Hetero Sapiens.
If you want to achieve this rank for a girl you must be only sucking dicks
And for guys you have to be only licking vags

karen: hi im hetero sapien

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Crackhead-sapien

THEY'RE NOT HUMAN

Crackhead sapiens are not homo sapiens but are absolute crackheads from the dawn of man to the crack of dawn.

Crackhead-sapien: Have you seen john lately he is an absolute crackhead-sapien he bought a q this morning and its already gone!

by king Julien 123 July 1, 2021

Homie Sapiens

A different breed of really chill bros who like to hang out every once and a while.

Speaker 1: Dude have you talked to chad yet? He's so chill almost like one of those "Homie Sapiens"
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so damn chill my guy

by Abdaleleleleleleleleleelellfun February 3, 2023

Superior Sapien Ascended Human Of Earth

Superior to the Humans and Ascended beyond Humanity - Mr.T

That man is the Superior Sapien Ascended Human of Earth

by Mr - T November 3, 2023

Homeboy Sapien Africanis

Reference from "In Living Color"

Just a fun way to says you're African American

He's a Homeboy Sapien Africanis

by Bearzehunter April 12, 2023

Hidie sapien

An individual who exhibits frighteningly low intelligence in all situations of life. Intelligence so low that it becomes irritatingly unbearable to life forms that are far superior to a hidie sapien, such as a normal human being or a filthy pig.

What are these things you are posting online? You are such a Hidie sapien!!!

by Aventador McTavish May 13, 2022