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A good looking boy, with an extremely large cock, the Sam's that work in real estate tend to have the biggest cocks in the office.
Tony: Rick, How big is your cock
Rick: it's 21 inches Big, but if i show you and Sam happens to see it, i would feel embarrassed
Tony: Why???
Rick: Well im Captain Erector with a 21 inch cock, But Sam has a 21 Meter Cock
Rick: it's 21 inches Big, but if i show you and Sam happens to see it, i would feel embarrassed
Tony: Why???
Rick: Well im Captain Erector with a 21 inch cock, But Sam has a 21 Meter Cock
by Don_Salvo April 22, 2009
Sam: Smart Annoying Male
He's unbelievably clever and may deny being smart, but if you get into any kind of debate or argument with him... Well, you will lose. He's annoying, but in an entertaining, fun way because of his open personality. Social, yet awkward in the most enjoyable way possible.
Physically, Sam tends to have soft, luscious hair and a beautiful smile. He dresses very well and 'preppy,' not at all like someone who doesn't give a crap about being presentable. Verbally, he speaks eloquently, but should curse less because it's very degrading.
He's unbelievably clever and may deny being smart, but if you get into any kind of debate or argument with him... Well, you will lose. He's annoying, but in an entertaining, fun way because of his open personality. Social, yet awkward in the most enjoyable way possible.
Physically, Sam tends to have soft, luscious hair and a beautiful smile. He dresses very well and 'preppy,' not at all like someone who doesn't give a crap about being presentable. Verbally, he speaks eloquently, but should curse less because it's very degrading.
by SeasonalGurl January 4, 2014
An amazing, caring, sweetheart. Says the sweetest things, they may be cheesy but he doesn't say them just to get the good stuff. You can count on a Sam with everything, he keeps secrets. He's very trustworthy. He's hard to get out of your mind, and has an amazing personality. To lose a Sam, is like losing your mind.
by jean12345 February 20, 2011
Sam.How can you explain him, he's the most caring, thoughtful, sweetest person ever.Anyone would be lucky to have a Sam.He is just so kind and he cares about everyone.
by ............mallory........... December 31, 2019
Sam is amazing on so many different levels. He is someone you can't get enough of and just when you think you can't love him anymore, you do. He is very smart, sweet, cute, funny, and amazing. He has the perfect personality and can make anyone smile. He's the type of person that truly cares about someone and will show that he cares
I love you, Sam.
I love you, Sam.
by Samsgirl0098 February 3, 2014
He’s literally he best guy you will ever find and soooooo cute too.You will never want him to leave from your life no matter what. You would be so lucky to have him in your life. Sams are the best people ever and the most attractive too. It would be the best thing ever to just have him in your life. If you have a Sam don’t let him go.
by loverswritinf November 25, 2018