Tard Safari

The event of a pack of tards breaking the door open in tard class, leaving them free to waddle out and whoop all over school, wreaking havoc among all the normal students.

*CRASH!!!!!*
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!

by Tomalo October 10, 2011

gwain saga

An awesome youtube series that you should go watch right now. Im not telling you anything. Just go watch it

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by HecCing HECc October 17, 2018

lego star wars the complete saga

BEST SHIT IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, BUY THIS IF YOU DONT HAVE ONE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, BETTER THAN SEX, BETTER THAN BEING A BILLIONAIRE BETTER THAN FUCKING EVERYTHINGNGNNGNGNGNGN

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by nigerasaurus April 10, 2019

Food-safari

A term that describes the journey embarked on when visiting multiple food vendors, in fairly quick sucession, whilst trying to satisfy an insatiable hunger- this journey is typically made as a result of being absolutely shit-faced.

'Hey Justin, I went on a crazy food-safari on the way home from the pub last night: pizza, kebab AND Donalds."

by Lyrical_chef March 13, 2017

bbc safari

to hunt big black cock bbc; the act of a huntress or group of female hunters seeking out the largest of the large black cocks. Upon capture the hunted impale the hunters with their black meat swords until satisfaction is achieved.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Melissa, Annie and I are going on a BBC Safari"

by Mel loves the BBC April 20, 2008

Youtube Safari

When you start on one video then hit the link to a related video and then another related video until you've been on youtube for five hours when you started out looking at a panda sneezing and end up with some guy talking about reptilan aliens disrupting the human race's ultimate evolution to ascend to the 4th dimension.

"Hahahaha that baby panda is hilarious! Oooh, whats this video?" *four and a half hours later* "ZOMG! my mind is blown by how everyone in power is a shape-shifting reptilian! What a Youtube Safari!"

by Snakes_In_Flight February 28, 2010

Skeet Saga

1. Any long act of ejaculating(skeeting) as in an orgy.

2. The Skeet Saga is the epic and legendary story of the Great Skeet Friends and all that was happening around them. Skeet Magee was the main part of this epic story. The saga includes everything from masturbating, skeeting, ejaculating , dropping deuces, crapping, feces, playing baseball, untying knots, racing, easing racial tensions, rodent love making, to seals raping penguins.

The Most Important event in the Skeet Saga is the battle of Mount SkeetMore. In the Saga there was an ongoing feud between the Deuce Droppers(bad) and the Skeet Friends(good). In the end the Skeet Friends prevailed and all was well, for at least 5 minutes. Deputy Deuce decided to be a D Bag and crapped on Skeety Gonzales as they left the mountain, needless to say Skeety was Td off. Other characters include: Sonic the Deucehog, the Deuce Runner, Winnie the pooh, Pikadeuce, Mr Hankey, Turd Sandwich, Giant Deuce, Ass Deuce'em, Skeetymon, Deucey McFinnigan, Skeetasaurus Rex, Skeetzilla, Spider Skeet, DeucerMan, Harry Pooper, Dumbledeuce, Frodo Skeetans, Gandolf the Skeet white, Doctor Octoskeetopus, Luke Skeetwalker, Darth Deucer, and of course Mel Gibson.

"I banged 6 girls last night all simultaneously, needless to say, it was the greatest Skeet Saga of my whole life"

The legendary skeet saga painted a town and Mount rushmore in feces, and semen. Needless to say, it was one fantastic time.

by David Skeet Jr. May 5, 2008