Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.
by Wilseph May 28, 2015
1) Inability to commit to a love interest for an extended amount of time.
2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.
B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.
3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.
4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.
5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.
2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.
B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.
3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.
4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.
5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.
1)A: I liked this guy a lot for like two days but now I'm bored of him.
B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.
2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.
B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.
3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.
B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.
4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.
B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.
5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.
B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.
2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.
B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.
3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.
B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.
4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.
B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.
5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.
by Jenifer Research Committee December 27, 2008
A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.
by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017
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by YvesSyndrome January 08, 2020
When you take a class and some ugly chick finally seems hot because there is nothing better to look at.
by Wally Krunk from the grave January 30, 2008