Swine flu

n. Pathology.
a highly contagious form of influenza caused by infection with a filterable virus first isolated from swine.

n. Probably not swine flu

"I think I have swine flu!"
"Chill the fuck out, no one cares."

by 1123581321 May 05, 2009

Swine Flu

1. A version of the flu that came to the US from Mexico that's causing people to freak out
2. An ancient affliction from The Odyssey that only affected men who landed on the island of Circe, a Greek lunatic goddess living on the island of Aeaea

1. If you don't get a swine flu vaccination, you will cause yourself and you loved ones to DIE!!!
2. When Odysseus landed on Aeaea, Circe gave all of his men swine flu

by roneplEElpenor November 04, 2009

swine flu

the urge to make out with or an attraction to fat people of the opposite sex.

Matt: Did you see who Joe left the bar with last night?

Scott: yeah, Sabina must be weigh at least 250 lbs. Joe's got swine flu.

by fireskim April 28, 2009

Swine Flu

A Zombie Virus that will infect the entire world if a cure is not found.

Oh Shit....I jsut got bitten by that guy over there (Points to an undead)...i guess i have swine flu

by the_concious_you _needed May 07, 2009

Swine Flu

Like yellow fever, except for girls of large girth; when a man has an unusual attraction for overweight females.

1. Andy - "Yo, Brad, what happened to you last night?"

Brad - "Ugh, I went home with Bertha, looks like I caught the Swine Flu again."

2. Person 1: "What's wrong with Sam? Why does he keep chasing fat girls?"

Person 2: "He clearly has a bad case of Swine Flu."

by AnLiCa September 21, 2009

Swine Flu

Meaning when the cops come down on your ass hard. Especially when under investigation or arrest.

Man nigga mickles got the swine flu all over his drunk ass.

by Steve Thompkins May 05, 2009

swine flu

A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.

Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!

by stefashoniqua May 01, 2009