jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

Swanson

Cock sucker

That dude Billy is suck a swanson.

by DarthVader3itch April 22, 2020

Swanson

The neighbor that when you see him coming you cringe knowing he either needs your mower, a tool or wants to drink beer all night.

Oh fuck here comes Swanson, I wonder what it’s gonna be this time.

by Joey Kotts October 18, 2020

Shane Swanson

Is a Drrr Burger born at greasy grove.

Shane Swanson is displayed on top of the restaurant at greasy grove.

by Swift hawk420 January 25, 2024

SWANSON

an individual with glasses and blonde hair. This could be anyone but it always will look like swanson

yo look its swanson
that kid looks like swanson
lil swanson over there

by Morgmaster6969 September 29, 2023

THE SWANSON

Getting a hand job from your Mother In Law

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.

by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020

Swanson

Getting a Handjob from your Mother In Law.

How was the family reunion? It was great. I got a swanson while I there.

by DatsFukdUp October 20, 2020