Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
Get the swanson linemug. (noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.
Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.
Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.
by Monocled General April 17, 2017
Get the swansonmug. by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017
Get the jared swansonmug. The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.
by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021
Get the Mac Swansonmug. by brownbikini October 27, 2017
Get the Cindy Swansonmug. if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world
person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
by T. Koulentes November 14, 2021
Get the maddie swansonmug. 