Straight Up Gangster Penis

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis

1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*

by Wazson8 November 8, 2010

straight up fakakta farms

All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."

There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.

Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.

Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"

by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009

Straight-up Pre-paid

Something that is paid off in advance. A phrase meaning you have already paid your dues to your girl and she has to put out whenever and wherever.

You don't gotta take that ho to the movies, bitch straight-up pre-paid.

by Money M.T. April 1, 2010

Straight up no word of a lie

Basically, a long way of saying that something is true. Especially funny if you can get an adult, especially a teacher to say it because it makes them sound like they're trying to be hip. Can also be used in question form (e.g. 2)

Example 1
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Really?
Person 1) Straight up no word of a lie

Example 2
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Straight up no word of a lie?
Person 1) Hell yeah!

by Will_100 November 2, 2009

Straight up hood nigga

The bitchinest person you'll ever meet. Straight from the ghetto.

Omg, look at Danielle. What a straight up hood nigga.

by bitchassnigga1111122222222 March 10, 2012

straight up merk

to get ur ass outta that place fast

Yo man da popos is comin da popos is xomin! Dude finish adt buttadick then lets straight up merk!

by bittithoe May 5, 2005

Straight up not having a good time

This is when you’re not having an enjoyable time and you’d rather be doing something else. This is my mood everyday at school.

Me at school

“Bro I am straight up not having a good time”

“Same bro”

by Savethetutlesandioop September 9, 2019