somalian system

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by somalian with big dick November 18, 2023
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Somalian Systems

Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real

we are caggers!
Hey are u in somalian systems?
"no"
kys
by Jugfruit November 18, 2023
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somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
"Did you somalian slap that bitch"
by Andy grapes February 10, 2018
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Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
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Somalian Kiss

The act of two sexually partners pressing their butts together and shitting.
Oh man I heard Mike and Linda were caught Somalian Kissing at work yesterday.
by Chuxk December 29, 2021
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Somalian Campfire

When multiple, usually more than 7, Somalian men gather together in harmony, around a campfire performing a ritual on a white man. The ritual consists of tying the white man to a tree with raisins in his pocket and leaving him to be eaten by a Somalian tiger.
"Wheres Joey?"
"I think some Somalians took him to a Somalian Campfire. He's not coming back."
by Big Nigga Joe March 12, 2020
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Club Somalian

A person who is trying to get frisky while dancing, upon rejection, immediately insults your appearance and denies their interest in you.
Ben was trying to get frisky while dancing, I told him to fuck off, then he said he didn't want to hook up with me anyways and that I was fat and ugly...he is such a club Somalian!!
by Poshforpresident October 07, 2023
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