somalian avalanche

When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.

— I am traumatised for life.

— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.

by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018

somalian system

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by somalian with big dick November 18, 2023

Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025

Somalian Campfire

When multiple, usually more than 7, Somalian men gather together in harmony, around a campfire performing a ritual on a white man. The ritual consists of tying the white man to a tree with raisins in his pocket and leaving him to be eaten by a Somalian tiger.

"Wheres Joey?"
"I think some Somalians took him to a Somalian Campfire. He's not coming back."

by Big Nigga Joe March 12, 2020

Somalian Flickerjelqing

A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.

“Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”

by flickersounder January 31, 2025

Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018

somalian slap

When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner

"Did you somalian slap that bitch"

by Andy grapes May 5, 2018